Finance apps give you charts and budgets. SpendStory gives you content. Connect your bank through Plaid and let AI turn your transactions into shareable, story-style roasts. We surface patterns you didn't know existed—like your suspicious loyalty to one burrito chain, or the gym membership you've never used. It's your financial year-in-review, but actually entertaining. Read-only access. Data deleted after. You get roasted, your money doesn't.