Introducing Signature-as-a-Service 📧✨ — because your email sign-offs deserve to match your emotional state.
Tired of "Best regards" when you're barely regarding anything? Done with "Warm wishes" when you're running on cold brew and spite? I got you.
Three tiers of chaos:
😌 Tier 1: Unbothered - "With chaotic neutrality,"
🤪 Tier 2: Unhinged - Not HR-approved
💀 Tier 3: Unleashed - For when you've completely given up
