The ultimate nightmare: clogging a toilet at someone else's place.
ToiletPanic is a zero-tracking, single-file static survival web app built for that exact panic moment:
- Rule #0: Warning against the fatal 2nd flush & shut-off valve guide
- Triage: Stealth Mode (shampoo/hot water lubrication) vs. Aggressive Mode
- 10-Min Timer: Surfactant breakdown countdown
- Excuse Shouter: Built-in TTS shouts excuses when they knock
- 100% Client-side: Fast load on poor signals. No tracking.
