Hey PH! I built GitRoast as a fun experiment to ship micro-tools for developer workflows and seeing what finds an audience. This is the fun one - free Roast! All it needs is your user, not saving data - just fun. Hope it will make you laugh and not cry. :-)

https://gitroast.bodhiforge.io

GitRoast reads your GitHub profile repos, languages, commit patterns, contribution graph and delivers a brutal, funny roast't a portfolio, they're a graveyard. The roast is free. Improvement plan a couple of bucks only.