Dekker Osborn

Dekker Osborn

Bits N Bytes Inc. | Consequences inbound

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Tastemaker
Tastemaker
Gone streaking
Gone streaking

Maker History

  • Eldon
    EldonLocal Gemma 4 agent runtime. 39 tools. 7GB VRAM. No cloud.
    May 2026
  • CommercialPayload
    CommercialPayloadTerminal-based marketing that hits like malware.
    May 2025
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    Joined Product HuntMay 20th, 2025

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1mo ago

Eldon - Local Gemma 4 agent runtime. 39 tools. 7GB VRAM. No cloud.

Local agent runtime for Gemma 4 on llama.cpp. Unsandboxed by design — code_run is real Python; shell runs against an allowlist. You are the watchdog. Ships a working jinja template for Gemma 4 (llama.cpp has no built-in one yet) and a GBNF grammar that enforces tool calls at the logit level. 39 tools — semantic memory, browser automation, cron scheduler, and hot-reload skills (the model writes its own). Runs on 7GB VRAM. MIT, plain Python, no framework dependency.

1yr ago

CommercialPayload - Terminal-based marketing that hits like malware.

A terminal-based marketing script built by Bits N Bytes Inc. Scrolls subliminal ANSI messages, progress bars, and ad payloads. Simulated like malware. Used in real-world ad drops. Open source. Weirdly effective.
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