Dekker Osborn

Dekker Osborn

Bits N Bytes Inc. | Consequences inbound

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Maker History

  • WebsiteIQ
    WebsiteIQEvidence-first website audits for humans and AI agents
    Jul 2026
  • Eldon
    EldonLocal Gemma 4 agent runtime. 39 tools. 7GB VRAM. No cloud.
    May 2026
  • CommercialPayload
    CommercialPayloadTerminal-based marketing that hits like malware.
    May 2025
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    Joined Product HuntMay 20th, 2025

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1mo ago

WebsiteIQ - Evidence-first website audits for humans and AI agents

WebsiteIQ turns technical, semantic, trust, performance, and machine-readiness checks into inspectable HTML reports with evidence and prioritized fixes without an LLM. Run a free one-page audit, or let agents quote and buy full-site work through API, MCP, and x402. A 10-page standard audit costs $0.01, and white-label output is built in.

3mo ago

Eldon - Local Gemma 4 agent runtime. 39 tools. 7GB VRAM. No cloud.

Local agent runtime for Gemma 4 on llama.cpp. Unsandboxed by design — code_run is real Python; shell runs against an allowlist. You are the watchdog. Ships a working jinja template for Gemma 4 (llama.cpp has no built-in one yet) and a GBNF grammar that enforces tool calls at the logit level. 39 tools — semantic memory, browser automation, cron scheduler, and hot-reload skills (the model writes its own). Runs on 7GB VRAM. MIT, plain Python, no framework dependency.

1yr ago

CommercialPayload - Terminal-based marketing that hits like malware.

A terminal-based marketing script built by Bits N Bytes Inc. Scrolls subliminal ANSI messages, progress bars, and ad payloads. Simulated like malware. Used in real-world ad drops. Open source. Weirdly effective.
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