AuraScan makes prank certificates. You write your friend's verdict and made-up stats — Cheapness 98%, Ghosting 94% — then send a link. They get a real 12-second face scan in the browser, and the certificate prints exactly what you wrote. Nothing is uploaded.
Telegram is where my files pile up, but finding them again is the problem. tgdisk adds search operators, tags, folders, versions and share links on top of your bot chat. Files never leave Telegram — I keep only the index, not the bytes.