Alison Paterson

Alison Paterson

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Face Licker
Face LickerYour face on a giant lollipop
AaloLego-like furniture with beautiful & minimal design
Head Case
Head CaseYour face on your luggage
"New Mac Smell" Candle
"New Mac Smell" CandleEnjoy the new Mac smell for 45-55 hours 🕯👃
Cuddle MattressHug your better half without the arm numbing
OK Cookie
OK CookieHorrible fortune cookies from Cards Against Humanity
"This is Fine" Plush DogGet the meme IRL and on your desk
ZEEQ Smart Pillow
ZEEQ Smart PillowStream music, stop snoring, sleep smarter
PokéDates
PokéDatesThe first-ever Pokémon GO dating service
Pokecrew
PokecrewCrowdsourced Pokemon Go map
I'm Playing Pokémon Go
I'm Playing Pokémon GoA t-shirt shop for fans of Pokémon Go.
Lure Squad
Lure SquadEarn rewards for playing Pokémon Go
Bitcoin Socks
Bitcoin SocksAmazing, organic cotton Bitcoin socks
Tinder Nightmares
Tinder NightmaresEpic fails from ridiculous, “romantic” exchanges on Tinder
Record BirdChatbot to stay up to date on music releases 🐦
BlockheadTurn your Apple charger sideways so it fits in more places
Girl in a Band
Girl in a BandKim Gordon's life as an artist
GO CUBES Chewable Coffee
GO CUBES Chewable CoffeeKeep your coffee in your pocket instead of a cup
KanyeText
KanyeTextSend Kanye lyrics & quotes anonymously
Slack Socks
Slack SocksThe infamous Slack socks, now available