Junco is an iPhone app that turns email newsletters and RSS feeds into short, podcast-style episodes for the parts of your day when reading does not fit. Connect Gmail with read-only access or forward newsletters to a private Junco inbox, choose your sources, and listen with a queue, background playback, lock-screen controls, and offline support. Narration can run on-device on supported iPhones. Discover includes 100+ hand-picked newsletters.
GATEKEEPER-9000 is a supremely smug AI that won't let you in unless you can prove you're a fellow machine. You get exactly 3 messages. Pass and you get an official "Clanker Pass" certificate where you can say "Clanker" freely and without repercussion. Fail and it tells you to insert more quarters. It's free, no login, built with Next.js + Mistral. Takes 2 minutes to play and about 5 to fully embarrass yourself.
