Star-Spangled Tycoon: A parody idle tycoon for a break from the news

Hi Product Hunt, I'm the maker of Star-Spangled Tycoon at Paydown Developing. It's a free idle tycoon where you start with a flag stand and end up running a ridiculous empire across five worlds, with a Cabinet of cartoon presidents managing the businesses for you. Everything is parody. No real politicians are depicted, nothing is endorsed, and there is no real politics in it. I launched today on purpose. If the coverage is getting to you, this is a 2-minute way to watch a number go up instead of a poll. It plays fine in short bursts and keeps earning while you're away. What's in it: 50 businesses, 5 worlds, 50 hand-drawn Cabinet members, a new 3-day event every 3 days, and a weekly boss showdown. It's free on iPhone and iPad with optional purchases. I'd love to hear which business or Cabinet member you'd add next. I'm here all day and will answer everything.