Hey Product Hunt,

I'm Chris, the maker of Softmaxxy

Why I built it: most face-rating apps for guys either charge a weekly subscription for a report or ask you to upload your selfie to a server you know nothing about. I wanted something free that respects your privacy and gives you practical steps instead of a score that makes you feel bad.

What it does:

- Snap or upload a selfie and see your facial proportions

- Answer a quick skin and lifestyle check

- Get your top strength, your top 3 fixes and a routine for skin, grooming, posture and fitness

Privacy: the face analysis runs entirely in your browser with an on-device model. Your photo is never uploaded to us or anyone else. Your quiz answers stay on your device too.

How it's free: there is no paywall. You unlock the full report with your email, and if you buy a product from the routine, Softmaxxy may earn a small commission. Every affiliate link is labeled.

It's for entertainment and self-improvement, not medical advice.

I'd love your honest feedback: what in the report was useful, what felt off, and what you'd want added next. I read every comment.