Transform business failures into beautiful, shareable death certificates. Choose from 41+ humorous templates across 3 tiers. Perfect for entrepreneurs ready to celebrate their "intelligent failures" and move forward with dignity and humor. đĒĻâ¨
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As someone who's had my fair share of failed startups (haven't we all?), I got tired of quietly shuttering projects and pretending they never happened. Why not give our failures the send-off they deserve?
Product Death Timer transforms the painful experience of business failure into something cathartic, shareable, and even celebratory. Instead of hiding your failures, you can now create beautiful certificates that acknowledge the effort while embracing the absurdity of startup culture.
What makes this special: - 40+ professionally designed templates (Gothic, Cyberpunk, seasonal themes) - 500+ pre-written "last words" tailored to different failure scenarios - High-quality image exports perfect for social sharing - Cultural inclusivity with international holiday themes - Freemium plan with 6 free templates to get started
This isn't about giving up - it's about processing setbacks healthily and building a more supportive entrepreneurial culture where failure is seen as part of the journey, not the end of it.
Ready to give your failed projects the funeral they deserve? đ
Hey Product Hunt! đ
As someone who's had my fair share of failed startups (haven't we all?), I got tired of quietly shuttering projects and pretending they never happened. Why not give our failures the send-off they deserve?
Product Death Timer transforms the painful experience of business failure into something cathartic, shareable, and even celebratory. Instead of hiding your failures, you can now create beautiful certificates that acknowledge the effort while embracing the absurdity of startup culture.
What makes this special:
- 40+ professionally designed templates (Gothic, Cyberpunk, seasonal themes)
- 500+ pre-written "last words" tailored to different failure scenarios
- High-quality image exports perfect for social sharing
- Cultural inclusivity with international holiday themes
- Freemium plan with 6 free templates to get started
This isn't about giving up - it's about processing setbacks healthily and building a more supportive entrepreneurial culture where failure is seen as part of the journey, not the end of it.
Ready to give your failed projects the funeral they deserve? đ