Hey Product Hunt 👋

Every Indian commuter knows the feeling: you turn a corner and there's a naaka (a traffic checkpoint) and a 20-minute queue. You had your helmet and documents, but nobody told you to budget the time.

NaakaAlert is a live, crowdsourced map for that:

🚨 Drop a pin in one tap (or search a junction) and tag it: helmet check, documents, breath analyzer, speed camera or diversion

🔔 Get an alert when you're within 500 m of a pin, with vibration, sound and a meme caption

👀 "Still there" keeps a pin alive, 3 × "Gone 💨" clears it, and every pin expires within 2 hours, so the map never goes stale

🗣️ Vibe languages: English Meme, Hinglish ("Bhai U-turn maar le 🙏") and Hyderabadi ("Kya re mamu, aage naaka hai 😭")

✅ A pre-ride Vibe Check: helmet, licence, RC, PUC, sober

🚕 Breath-analyzer alerts suggest booking a cab, never a "side road"

Privacy: no sign-up needed. You get an anonymous username + emoji avatar. Your location stays on your phone and is only used while the app is open; we never store your movement history.

It's a free PWA. Open the link on your phone and tap "Add to Home Screen".

I'd love feedback on:

1. Which city should we seed first?

2. What would make you trust a pin more?

3. Should we add Kannada / Tamil / Marathi vibes next?

Ride legal, ride safe 🫡