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I've tried it using a few different servings sizes and flavor combinations to make it palatable. It tastes like grass and burnt leaves and I don't see how it's 12 servings worth. The first time I tried it, I felt that warm kind of body buzz you get when you first start to feel drunk. I kind of liked it, but it only lasted about 10 minutes and then I felt kind of disoriented and gross. I gave it a chance a few more times and felt nothing. I had such high hopes based on the reviews and thought that even if I didn't feel anything when I took it, then hopefully I'd at least feel good the next day like others had claimed. Last night, I thought I'd give it one more shot since i spent almost $50 on a drink that doesn't even get you drunk. That was a mistake. I didn't really feel anything until about 2 hours later when there was a rumbly in my tummy. I thought I just had done farts trying to find their way out. Like the old adage says; never trust a fart. I went to go sit on the toilet just in case because I didn't want to shart on the couch and deal with that mess. Well let me tell you, I am so glad I'm so distrustful. What came out of me was like a torrential downpour of hot liquid poop. This was beyond diarrhea. This was butt mud. It just kept coming out of me. After about 15 minutes of farts and anal leakage, I went back to watching Netflix. It was bedtime by this point but I decided bed wasn't a safe option because I didn't want to poop in my safe haven. So I stayed up and watched another episode, taking a few potty breaks in between. I pooped so much, my body was literally sore and dehydrated from losing so much liquid. It had been a few hours and I still didn't trust myself to go to bed, so I stayed up watching Netflix in the living room right next to the bathroom. It is early morning and my stomach is still upset, so I made the executive decision not to go to work because I didn't think I could live down a shitty britches nickname. I believe Kin owes me a refund, money I missed out on from not working, compensation for my pain and suffering, and my butthole an apology. All in all, I would not recommend this product at all unless you're making a drink for someone you hate.
Pros:Literally nothing
Cons:Make it taste better and make it live up to its claims
This would be a really cool product if it actually did what it claims to.
Pros:Alcohol substitute
Cons:Expensive. Does absolutely nothing. Waste of money
This drink does not taste good. The small amount of nootropics does absolutely nothing.
Pros:Presentation and packaging
Cons:Does not make one euphoric. Very expensive drink with no benefits.
I truly didn't feel anything from this. The packaging warns to not consume more than four servings in 24 hours, so I started with one, then another, all the way up to four, in hopes of experiencing its intended effect. I honestly don't think I felt even remotely different... not to mention, it tastes fairly unpleasant. I would return it if I could.
Pros:Aesthetically pleasing
Cons:No effect, bad taste