
Goat Screams API
The most unnecessarily comprehensive API for goat screams.
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The most unnecessarily comprehensive API for goat screams.
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A REST API of 100+ curated goat screams. Each scream tagged with: π΅ Musical pitch (G#5, C4, A3...) π Intensity (1-10) β±οΈ Duration π Vibe tags ("panic", "dry-heave", "dramatic/theatrical") Built with production patterns: β’ Sub-100ms latency β’ No API key required β’ Full OpenAPI docs β’ 200+ tests β’ Repository pattern, circuit breakers, multi-layer caching Why? To learn API Dev and laugh while doing it. It's over-engineered to teach. That's the point. Scream away: goatscreams.com/developer

