ErrorGolf:: Ridiculously fun, impossibly hard, AI-proof.

We built this because we were tired of losing brilliant developers to boring algorithm tests hosted on platforms everyone hates. You know the type - they can debug impossible legacy code at 3am but bomb fizzbuzz interviews. The questions are deliberately insane: "Help middle-aged customers buy sports cars without destroying their marriages" or "Schedule meetings across time zones when all the city names are scrambled and you're on Mars." Shortest answer wins. Can't Google solutions to problems that never existed. ChatGPT gets confused by abstract scenarios requiring human creativity. #49 setup, $39 per completion, no subscriptions. Candidates pick their own 3 challenges from 100 completely insane options. Results in minutes with LLM analysis prompted for comedy that'll make you how with laughter from the roasting.