D2C Startup Simulator

Hey Product Hunt Yuvraj here, founder of Clevrr AI 👋 Ever tried building a D2C brand and thought, "Hmm... there's just too much to handle"? Because it's true. It’s chaos. Pure, spreadsheet-slinging, ad-burning, morale-crushing chaos. So... we turned that chaos into a game. 🎮 Introducing D2C Startup Simulator - a fast-paced, satirical 8-bit retro game where you’re the founder trying to scale your brand to $10M ARR in 12 months (without blowing up your team, your cash, or your sanity). You’ll face real D2C hell: 🧨 Investors want 10x returns 📦 RTOs are killing your margins 📉 Your ops stack is one bad Excel formula from collapse 😵‍💫 Everyone's quitting and it’s only Month 4 👾 Why we built this: We could’ve launched with a boring demo video. Instead, we built the most brutally accurate simulation of D2C chaos we could imagine — and then pixelated it. It's part parody, part therapy, part product reveal. 🔥 What makes it awesome: * Super funny (and borderline edgy) Scenarios to test your founder quotient. * 52 turns. 2 choices each. Every one matters. * Replayable with multiple endings (some heroic, some... tragic) * Built-in viral cards so you can flex your win or roast your failure * Easter eggs for the real startup degenerates 💡 Powered by Clevrr AI — our actual product that fixes the stuff you screw up in the game. 👉 Play it. Break your brand. Save it (maybe). Share your outcome. Let’s build something chaotic together 💥 P.S. If you made it to $10M without burning out, you're a legend. Drop that ending below 👇