Hey Product Hunt 🎉 I'm thrilled to unveil Bad Workflows—the essential toolkit for anyone who wants to be less productive on their Mac. Say goodbye to frustrating ease-of-use and hello to delightful dysfunction! Built with the Alfred Powerpack, it includes the following features: Copy text, badly ✂️ Add a human touch to your copy/paste, with randomly generated errors. Shutdown progress 🚫 Opening apps like Zoom or Slack triggers an immediate system shutdown. Focus, briefly ⏰ Set a focus timer that lasts seven seconds, before opening web games. Touch grass 🌱 Take some time off to experience the outdoors. Display an image of grass you can touch. Unorganise your files 🔍 Moves the selected file to a random location on your disk, making it harder to find. Human Stupidity™ 🤖 Let me be your personal assistant. I’m imprecise, unhelpful, and slow to reply. The worst to-do list 🗒️ Tasks you enter are deleted, or replaced with aimless pondering, and stargazing activities. AutoMistake™ 🔤 Replace the selected text to add common typos, like swapping “because” for “becuase.” Screaming space key 🎤 Make your space key play the famous Wilhelm scream, discouraging work.

Bad Workflows

Escape the cult of productivity!

Escape the cult of productivity!