ShlinkedIn

ShlinkedIn

A satirical social network where everyone's a thought leader

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We’re excited to present ShlinkedIn, an open-source satirical social network where everyone is a thought leader. Create an alter ego, business jab your friends, make your own ads, and write inspirational posts with lots of hashtags. #monday #morning #inspo
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Marcus Orciuch
Get 👏 this 👏 to 👏 #1 👏 Product 👏 of 👏 the 👏 Day!
Charlie Holtz
@maorciuch we're excited to announce that you just got PROMOTED to unpaid intern!! thanks for your support
Sam Beck
@maorciuch yes!!!! lets do it!!!!!
Marcus Orciuch
Sooooooo eternally grateful for my new position at Shlinkedin, my new corporate overlords!!! 😃😍🥳🎉 Hopefully they whip me less than my last exposure-paid internship.
Sam Beck
@maorciuch Unlikely. But we do have kombucha in the break room.
Charlie Holtz
Hi Product Hunt! My friends and I have long bonded over the ridiculousness of our LinkedIn feeds. We are constantly amazed and confused at the mish-mash of content marketing, thought leadership, and broetry that makes up 90% of our LinkedIn feeds. So, we thought: why not create our own social network, part fake LinkedIn, part The Onion, part something else, and call it... ShlinkedIn? So far it's all been private, but we're excited to open it up to anyone who wants to join today! Some of our favorite ShlinkedIn features: * Everyone is an alter ego. Some examples: Serious Business Man. Receptionist at Monsters Inc. Optomizer. Elon's Husk. * All the ads in the feed are user generated. You can "buy" or "sue" any ad * There's an entire ShlinkPoints economy * Write your own clickbait for "ShlinkNews" * You can "business jab" someone to get their attention * Endorse or write testimonials for your friends. I'm PROUD of my 3/5 star rating. Also, I decided to make it entirely open-source, because no one (including us) has much trust in centralized social networks these days. Working on this has been a great way to learn a lot of Elixir / Phoenix Liveview. I'd love for you to join, create an alter ego, invite your friends, endorse them for random skills, make your own group. It's all still rough around the edges, but we we're excited for you to explore this strange fun world we've created!
Joel Wolh
@charlie_holtz can we speak?
Sam Beck
@charlie_holtz @joel_wolh yo! can always hit my line: sam@shlinkedin.com
Joel Wolh
Rony Krell
This is great! Does this use GPT3 to create the stories?
Sam Beck
@td_21_mvp Well, if I may answer your question with a completely unrelated comment: I am drinking a harmless coconut water right now and also love coconut water :) Re: our story generation, we actually use a proprietary network of no-nonsense neural nodes neatly nestled in numerous noggins. We don't actually use any AI, so all these posts are written by real folks! The auto-filled templates that can sometimes be used (the buttons on the post box) are created by a randomizer our fearless engineer built, and a huge list of silly inputs we wrote and can continually add to.
Charlie Holtz
@td_21_mvp @sdb2295 yeah if you'd like to see the list of (mostly nonsense) phrases we use for the generator, they're all here: https://github.com/cbh123/shlink...
Rony Krell
@sdb2295 I applaud your choice of coconut water! Very cool stuff - it definitely hits the spot!
Rony Krell
@sdb2295 Not to get too off-track here but have you tried coco symbiosis?
Sam Beck
@td_21_mvp please always get off track that's what we LIVE for. And, no I have not—you recommend?
Faizan Fahim
How to get blue tick? :) :)
Charlie Holtz
@faizan_fahim what's your shlinkedin name? you get one just for asking :)
Sam Beck
@faizan_fahim Yes—we actually use a hyper advanced, industry-leading, AI-driven algorithm to determine whether or not a person is 'legit.' To get a bit more technical, the way it works is: if an admin gets good vibes from a profile they can click a button that gives the profile a blue check. (let us know ur shlink name we'll get you that check!)
Faizan Fahim
@charlie_holtz I would rather hustle for the blue tick.... :) ;)
I have no idea how long it took you to make this, but I am impressed. 11/10, would laugh again. Can you guys pass me your contact info? Got a couple questions.
Charlie Holtz
Mo
"ShlinkedIn is the future of business satire." -- Beyoncé Have you ever said sarcastic things about your day job, written satirical comments about corporate culture, or enjoyed similar material by others? I know you have. Don't lie. We've all been there. Well, next time you get that urge, don't waste your time trolling on LinkedIn, Slack, or *shudder* Microsoft Teams. Hop on to ShlinkedIn and share your pearls of wisdom with a network that Just Gets It. Be the envy of all your friends with your clever insights, sharp wit, and biting commentary. Your efforts will be rewarded with oddly empowering 'Reactions' and cryptographically sound 'ShlinkPoints' (the latter could one day make you rich after a trading pump-and-dump scheme). And if you're not in the mood to write, that's OK too. Soak up a few minutes of original satire, robot wisdom, and Onion-style headlines. It's pretty cathartic, and costs a lot less than a therapist. AAA++ would recommend.
Sam Beck
@mbadran omg we love you mo
John Torjo
Made my day! Brilliant!
Sam Beck
@jtorjo You made our day! Thank you :) hoping to keep the momentum up, and keep updating it to make it better.
John Torjo
@sdb2295 Awesome! And good luck!
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