RoastMyPortfolio

Hey Product Hunt! 👋 I built RoastMyPortfolio because I was tired of boring, overly polite financial tools. Let’s be honest—sometimes you don't need a gentle nudge; you need a wake-up call. We designed this tool to choose violence. 🔪 Instead of just showing you charts, it analyzes your specific holdings to deliver a brutally honest (and hopefully funny) critique of your investment strategy. Whether you're over-concentrated or betting the farm on a single sector, we'll tell you exactly why your portfolio is a "House of Cards" or a "Ticking Time Bomb." It’s free, it’s mean, but ultimately, it’s designed to help you spot risks you might be ignoring. I’d love to hear how bad it gets for you—drop your "Roast Title" in the comments below! 👇🔥