Job Description Generator

Instantly generates startup job description (humorous)

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Liz FosslienMaker@fosslien
hopefully funny! let me know if you have feedback so i can incorporate it "going forward" :)
Drew Leahy@drew_leahy
Although I had to look up what "idiom" meant (high school AP english fail), this is really a funny tool!!
Erik TorenbergHunterHiring@eriktorenberg · Former Product Hunt
"teenslapper About Us teenslapper is a high-profile venture-backed web-based service that helps transform the way people auctioning and seeing by giving them the power to better connect with others and share their ideas. teenslapper was founded in 2011 by two college students who couldn't deal with existing technology and decided to be the change they wished to see in the world. By letting community members vote, comment, ask questions, answer questions, rank, rate, private message, chat, bookmark, save, bump n grind, share, pin, and pontificating, teenslapper makes life simple. Our Team We are a smiley team of full stack ninjas, growth gurus, and happiness heros. Our core values are 'kick the bucket' and diversity - with 2 self-reported women on our team, we were voted among Huffington Post's Most Diverse Startups of 2014. This is a special time at teenslapper - though we are only a twenty person team, we have significant traction, are growing rapidly, and are well-funded. Our investors include Libra Capital, Storm Partners, and Darren Criss. By joining teenslapper you can have a(n) gigantic impact on the future while working in a lovely and gregarious environment. Depending on your role, you'll help solve scintillating problems such as: 'Should the button saysubmit or post?' 'Should we rebrand to teen or slapper ?' And 'Who will give us more money?' Job Description We’re looking for a rockstar A-player whose task is to help grow teenslapper 's engaged users. You should have an expert-level understanding of cross-promoting and a deep knowledge of tweeting. The ideal candidate has experience with internet products and technologies, possesses the ability to make data-driven decisions, and is already a tenacious brand Reverend Jackson. You are a person who thrives in a large group, can ideate as part of a small team, and enjoys operating independently. Experience sitting through meetings that should have been an email and writing on whiteboards and/or multi-colored post-it notes is required. Perks teenslapper 's three-floor office is located in Brooklyn and boasts an open floor plan that promotes collaboration and allows you to constantly hear your colleages crunching Oreos, indoor Smoking weed facilities, and conference rooms with fun names (you'll be interviewed in the 'Party in the USA' room!). • Competitive compensation - We'll pay you a vague amount of money to work here! • Equity - After we get acquired by Google or Facebook, you can finally afford to live here! • Unlimited snacks - Get bored of all your favorite foods! • Gym membership - You'll need it after all those unlimited snacks! • Unlimited Apple products - Remember when you were an iBanker/consultant working on a Dell? Ha ha ha. • Flexible schedule - Forget the traditional 9 - 5 grind. Work from 10am - 9pm or noon to midnight, we let you choose your hours! "
Eric Posen@goeric · Co-Founder & VP of Product at Naritiv
@eriktorenberg Is it bad if that looks way too much like our job descriptions?
Stewart Rogers@therealsjr · Journalist/Analyst/Speaker - VentureBeat
@eriktorenberg You chose Brooklyn too? At least my startup, StemSell, is backed by Prince. "StemSell's three-floor office is located in Brooklyn and boasts an open floor plan that promotes collaboration and allows you to constantly hear your colleages crunching Reese's Pieces, indoor scuba diving facilities, and conference rooms with fun names (you'll be interviewed in the 'Mo Money, Mo Problems' room!)."
Paul Prins@paulprins · Founder - Fresh Vine
All job postings should be created via mad lib generators. Nice find
Jacob Smith@jacobsmith88 · Sales/Marketing, GetAmbassador.com
This is hysterical. Needs share options! I wanted to share with people but too lazy to copy/paste like @eriktorenberg