Hand Cream by Hetchr

Code up to 2x faster than your colleagues

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Code up to 2x faster than your colleagues

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Looking to speed up engineering release times? Feel like your hands are holding you back from excellence? Well, the wait is finally over with Hetchr's Hand Cream for Developers. Our patented technology will help any developer code twice as fast, guaranteed.

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Humanity needs this! Would i code 4x times faster if I apply the cream from blue tube AND pink tube simultaneously?

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5yr ago

@vasgo WOOOOOOOOOW we ever never had the idea, on it immediatly!

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5yr ago

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@morgan_schleidt I want my free month of hand cream supply now!

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5yr ago

@vasgo With pleasure!

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5yr ago

WikiSpaces 3D

Uhh how's that supposed to work? As Tetri wrote, how am I supposed to press a key faster because of cream?

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5yr ago

WikiSpaces 3D

I'm an idiot 🤦‍♂️

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5yr ago

Hand Cream by Hetchr

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@linusgeffarth Don't worry, our new shampoo line can help

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5yr ago

You may not believe it, but after using the cream on my hands, one more finger is growing on each hand! I can hardly believe that I will be able to press a key more than my competitors. Thank you very much Hetchr!

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5yr ago

@tetri_mesquita You're welcome! 🙂

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5yr ago

Hand Cream by Hetchr

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Hey Product Hunt! We're excited to announce our flagship product: Hetchr's Hand Cream for Developers. After two years of R&D, hundreds of testers, and millions in VC funding, our hand cream is ready for public reveal. About five years ago we started to wonder why we were slow coders. After realizing it had nothing to do with our skill level, we started looking at the mechanical points of failure: our hands. We launched a pilot study on the effects of moisturization on coding speed. Testing with our own hands, we had an incredible breakthrough. After hundreds of combinations of oils and various ingredients, including some exotic plant roots from Madagascar, we arrived at our formula for success. Our hand cream guarantees up to 2x faster coding speed. Don't take our word for it though: check out our promotional video and testimonials on our website. Let us know if you have any feedback or questions - we’re excited to help the world code twice as fast! *For enterprise sales, please ask about our 55-gallon drum.

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5yr ago

* Code quality not guaranteed.

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5yr ago

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