Hand Cream by Hetchr

Uhh how's that supposed to work? As Tetri wrote, how am I supposed to press a key faster because of cream?

You may not believe it, but after using the cream on my hands, one more finger is growing on each hand! I can hardly believe that I will be able to press a key more than my competitors. Thank you very much Hetchr!

Humanity needs this! Would i code 4x times faster if I apply the cream from blue tube AND pink tube simultaneously?

* Code quality not guaranteed.

Hey Product Hunt! We're excited to announce our flagship product: Hetchr's Hand Cream for Developers. After two years of R&D, hundreds of testers, and millions in VC funding, our hand cream is ready for public reveal. About five years ago we started to wonder why we were slow coders. After realizing it had nothing to do with our skill level, we started looking at the mechanical points of failure: our hands. We launched a pilot study on the effects of moisturization on coding speed. Testing with our own hands, we had an incredible breakthrough. After hundreds of combinations of oils and various ingredients, including some exotic plant roots from Madagascar, we arrived at our formula for success. Our hand cream guarantees up to 2x faster coding speed. Don't take our word for it though: check out our promotional video and testimonials on our website. Let us know if you have any feedback or questions - we’re excited to help the world code twice as fast! *For enterprise sales, please ask about our 55-gallon drum.