Guffipedia
Dictionary of business jargon and corporate nonsense
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Duane Wilson✌️
@helloduane · Design, Technologist, Helper of Startups
Affordable portable lifestyle beverage
Translation into plain English Bottle of water
Perpetrator Food industry analyst
Usage example “It became an affordable portable lifestyle beverage in the last 20 years.”
Lucy’s commentary To call something free “affordable”, and something that is necessary for life itself a matter of “lifestyle”, represents award-wi… See more
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Brendan Beirne
@brendanbeirne · Strategy / product, Joojoo
This is great, somewhat reminiscent of Ambrose Bierce's Devil's Dictionary.