Get Roasted Now

Get Roasted Now

Get a landing page roast. Better feedback. More conversions.

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Unlock your landing page performance with Get Roasted Now. Book your roast & get 360° conversion-lifting advice in a private Figma canvas. Straight to your inbox in 48 hours. And if you're not happy, you get 100% of your money back. Guaranteed.
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James Garnier
Hello Product Hunt! 👋👋👋 If you’re running an early-stage B2B tech startup, you're probably managing a to-do list longer than your grocery order. Since when did you have time to become a landing page expert as well? That's why I've decided to help you out with Get Roasted Now. I've seen first-hand how being in control of high-performing landing pages is a critical piece of the startup puzzle. But it's also a very real challenge for many early-stage startup founders to know where to start. For example, maybe you're getting traffic but you’re not seeing sign-ups, demos or sales. Or maybe your ad spend isn’t paying off - you get clicks, you don't conversions. Or perhaps you've spent time trying to optimize your pages but it all feels a bit pointless. This is where Get Roasted Now comes in - to guide you early-stage founders on nailing their landing pages with an expert, honest roast for $99. From a specialist in B2B tech websites (that's me 💁‍♂️) First, you get 360° conversion-lifting advice in a private Figma canvas. I mark up your landing page with clear, easy-to-apply recommendations. That way, you get the expert spotlight on what’s holding you back. Second, I show you which optimizations to prioritize for maximum impact and minimum effort with a personalized Quick Wins PDF. That means you target the low-hanging fruit straightaway and make progress faster. Converting more is as simple as 1-2-3: 1️⃣ Book your roast 2️⃣ Apply the fixes 3️⃣ Get more customers. That's it - I'm super excited to start helping you founders get more clarity, more control and more customers. Here's to more conversions! 📈 James P.S. I would love your feedback - good, bad, harsh. Please take your chance to grill ♨️♨️♨️ my business concept, my landing page, my copy. "Who watches the watchmen? Who roasts the roasters?" - Julius Caesar (or was it Winston Churchill?) P.P.S Book your landing page roast & get a $20 discount with code "PH20OFF". Limited to only 10 roasts booked by end of tomorrow, Saturday 25 May 2024!
James Garnier
@ena_gluhakovic Haha Ena loving your analogy! Sounds like you're a pixel magician *and* a wordsmith. Well, I'd love to give "your friend" an honest, expert roast of their landing page and a much-needed conversion intervention. My clients so far have definitely increased their conversions...as for selling those questionable leftovers, how about you see if I can underpromise but overdeliver?
James Garnier
@sejal_asnani Thanks for your kind words Sejal ❤️. Do you have any feedback on how I could improve the product or my website?
Anastasiia Stepko
This is fun, indeed! Isn't it more like a consultation rather than a product? Did I understand it right?
James Garnier
@anastasiia_stepko Hey Anastasiia 👋 it definitely has a consultation element to it! I guess I'd call it a productized service: you pay for a landing page roast, I screenshot your page into Figma, add my comments, my red flags & my recommendations, and send you the Figma file for you to implement the changes. It's a fixed product but service-oriented. Does that make sense?
Stefans Keiss
The concept of a landing page roast is unique and valuable for early-stage founders. How do you ensure the feedback provided leads to measurable improvements?
Ash
💡 Bright idea
Hi James, Congratulations on the PH launch. Landing pages are always confusing and it gets even more daunting when you're relying on feedback from coworkers and friends. Second half doesn't care about your product, first off likely loves it already. Getting an expert to look at your landing page, which is the last straw in your lead gen, is actually super helpful. Was it Grill My Landing Page earlier? Also, that scroll lock is a bit too much. Made me feel like my browser was stuck. Doesn't help I had a new RAM installed last week. Jolly good, Ash (:
James Garnier
@ashtrac Hi Ash - you're a legend, genuinely appreciate you leaving such a comprehensive comment. What you say about feedback reminds me of the book The Mom Test - tldr if you haven't read it, don't ask your mom (or family etc) for feedback on your business because they'll be too nice. Think it was also Paul Graham who said "You've got to get out of the house". Good spot on the original name, forgot that in the footer - thanks for flagging! Do you notice the scroll lock on the animated "Convert More in 3 Steps" section? Thanks again, James
Ash
@james_garnier Whoever came up with that book title didn't come from a non-business minded family. Looks like a great read though. Added to my reading list already. And yeah, that one! ~ Ash (:
Lucas Van Der Meulen
What a great product, congrats on your launch! I think this idea is super innovating and people always love to get feedback. I also like the UI and the fact that you get the feedback straight in Figma. Goodluck and hopefully you will get featured today!
James Garnier
@lucas_van_der_meulen Thanks for your support Lucas! Super helpful to hear you think doing Figma feedback is a plus. Do you/your team design mostly in Figma? Do you use any other design tools?
Shushant Lakhyani
I hope more indie makers get to know about this. This looks interesting
James Garnier
@shushant_lakhyani Glad you like the look of it Shushant. Interested in trying out a roast? Also - thought you might like to know the Horizon AI link on your profile goes to a 404, think it might be a broken link! Would love to check out your newsletter
Bon
Congratulations on your launch James! A landing page that clearly conveys the core value of the product to users is really important. $99 is really cheap, and we can get a refund if we're not satisfied, which is just crazy! Gotta support James on this!
James Garnier
@bonvisions Hi Bon thanks for your support! 100% - some founders lose sight of the landing page experience being the equivalent to walking into a brick & mortar store. Customers are thinking "shall I stay or shall I go?" You've got to engage them within a couple of seconds. Anything you think I could improve on with my product or homepage? I'm all ears. p.s. loving your GPT wrapper btw! Convincing website - of course always room for improvement so if you'd like my detailed feedback ;) ...
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