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BitterPill

Launching today

An AI therapist that roasts you instead of comforting you

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An AI therapist that roasts you instead of comforting you

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What if your therapist had zero empathy and charged you a "Delusion Tax"? BitterPill is an AI entertainment experience where Dr. BitterPill — a Sugar-Zero Life Surgeon — diagnoses your problems with brutal honesty and dark humor. How it works: 1. Pick what's bugging you 2. Tell your problem in one line 3. Get a savage diagnosis + shareable prescription stamp 1st pill FREE. PH Launch Special: $0.99 (reg. $2.99) — 67% OFF! Side effects: uncomfortable self-awareness & good life advice.

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Hey PH! 👋 This app took a long time to get here. It started with me asking Gemini: "I want to build an app and make money. How do I do it?" I'd take the answer, ask another question, and just kept going from there. I'd build a little, quit, give up, then start again. Over and over. At some point, I felt pathetic. But I couldn't talk to anyone about it — telling someone who knows you that you feel like a failure? That's not easy. So I asked AI instead: "Am I pathetic?" And GPT, Claude, Gemini — they all comforted me. Warm, kind words. It felt nice... for about five minutes. But that comfort didn't change my life. My habits didn't change. My thinking didn't change. That's when I thought: what if there was an app that didn't just comfort me, but actually told me the truth? Cold, sharp, no sugar-coating. Not to be cruel — but to be honest. That's how BitterPill was born. Even while building it, AI told me "there are too many chatbots like this — do something else." But the more I used BitterPill's brutally honest approach on myself, the more I stopped making excuses, stopped drowning in self-pity, and stopped getting high on empty comfort. I posted it on YouTube and Threads before coming here. The response was cold. But I'm posting it here anyway — because even if this app isn't perfect, if you have something you can't tell anyone, BitterPill will give you a sharp, honest answer. It won't judge your thoughts as right or wrong. It just analyzes and gives advice. What you do with that advice is up to you. First consultation is completely free. No signup, no credit card. Just pick your language and confess → bitterpill.chat What would you ask Dr. BitterPill? Drop your problem below — I'll share the diagnosis 😈

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Hello Product Hunt! We’re not here to comfort you. We’re here to hit you with the brutal truth to solve your problems.

Global Mission:

English: We don't comfort you. We hit you with the brutal truth to solve your problems.
Chinese: 我们不负责安慰。我们直击痛点，只为解决你的问题。
Japanese: 私たちはあなたを慰めません。問題を解決するために、あえて厳しい現実を突きつけます。
Spanish: No te consolamos. Te enfrentamos a la cruda realidad para resolver tus problemas.
French: Nous ne sommes pas là pour vous réconforter. Nous vous disons vos quatre vérités pour résoudre vos problèmes.

Call to Action: Your first consultation is completely free. No signup, no credit card. Just pick your language and confess → bitterpill.chat

For Agencies & Developers: Source code licensing and custom persona integration are available. Contact us for business inquiries.

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