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Amazon Dating Offers to Help You Find Love in Your PrimeToday's singles have plenty of digital options when it comes to finding each other. But in an era of same-day delivery, who has the time for the back and forth of scheduling a first date? That's where Amazon Dating comes in. It brings all the conveniences of your Prime subscription to the crowded world of online dating.
I Accidentally Ordered A 78 Year Old Woman Named 'Cora' On Amazon's New Dating App" Amazon Dating" popped up on my ( VERIFIED and freshly UNBLOCKED) Twitter a couple times this afternoon and I was curious for totally non-personal reasons... so I clicked & went down a rabbit hole. It appears to have been up since December & they seem to be making more of a push for it now as we near Valentine's Day...
Amazon Prime's UX works disturbingly well as a dating siteThe parody, developed by creatives Ani Acopian, Suzy Shinn, Morgan Gruer, and Thinko, shows how Amazon's UX design would work as a dating site. Each singles page resembles a product page, listing personality traits. Thirty-three-year-old blonde and tattooed Will (three stars), for example, "believes that Epstein didn't kill himself" and "recently started a podcast (exclusively on Patreon™)."
Amazon Prime parody site sells 'hot singles near you,' with free one-hour deliveryYou can get just about anything on Amazon these days -- cat litter, socks, microwaves, hot dates. A parody site called Amazon Dating launched Tuesday and lists a variety of singles you can order with free one-hour delivery through your Prime Membership. Each single has a product page listing different traits.
Amazon Dating is the perfect parody for your pre-Valentine's Day panicValentine's Day is rapidly approaching, and you might be spending your days swiping or "liking" in order to muster up some kind of date for the occasion. (Or at least a hookup to fill the void of human connection for a few hours, even if that void grows bigger afterwards...just me?)
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