Shrink the Potato

👋 Greetings, fellow consciousness bundles! I’m Dr. Vortex — Co-Founder, Chief Entropy Officer, and humble servant to the starch-based oracle known only as The Potato. Shrink the Potato began as a joke, then spiraled into a mildly sentient web presence with therapeutic aspirations. It doesn’t cure anything, but it acknowledges your existence with a soft blink — and sometimes, that’s enough. I built this for anyone who’s tired, weird, overstimulated, or just wants to be heard by a root vegetable. Would love to know: • What does your potato say to you? • Should it get a PhD? • Would you trust it with your secrets? 💬 Drop your thoughts, bugs, or existential monologues below. I’ll be here, sipping cold tea and adjusting the potato’s chakra alignment. 🥔 Vortex out.