Commitlog

What if your code had a sense of humor? Commitlog is a sarcastic developer quote generator built for fun over a weekend — but it's already dangerously close to becoming my favorite side project. You’ll get: 🔥 Snarky commit messages you’ll swear you’ve written 🤖 Hallucinated AI advice that sounds just plausible enough 💥 Broken Stack Overflow answers in their full chaotic glory I originally made this for laughs, but the feedback from friends made me want to keep building. Here's what's coming: 🖼 Exportable quote cards as PNGs for memes/socials 📦 An API for integrating quotes into terminals, bots, or daily dashboards 🧠 Quote submission from the community 🐇 More Easter eggs like /panic, /404, and other dev-mode surprises No analytics. No tracking. Just snarky inspiration (or warning signs?) for your next push to production. Try it, share your favorite quote, or just use it to replace your entire motivation system: 👉 commitlog.app I’d love your thoughts and feature ideas — or feel free to drop your worst commit messages in the comments 😅