nomi.cloud: Orthodox Cloud Management Is Dead. Let's Evolve.

🚀 Hello Product Hunt Family! 🚀 Today, I’m ridiculously excited (and slightly terrified) to introduce you to nomi.cloud — the SaaS we wish existed when our cloud infrastructure bills made us cry. 💡 The Backstory: It all started on a dark and stormy billing cycle... Well, kind of.. We had spun up some AI workloads, a few dev environments, and that one database, the junior dev swore he’d turned off. Next thing we know, the cloud bill showed up like a bad ex — uninvited and emotionally damaging. “Where the hell did all this come from?” I yelled into the void (Telegram). No answer. That’s when it hit me — CloudOps and cost management today feels like fighting a boss battle with a wooden sword. And that’s why we built nomi.cloud — your snarky, no-BS cloud sidekick that keeps tabs on your GPU, compute, and AI workload costs before your CFO throws a chair. 🤖 So, what the heck is nomi.cloud? In short, nomi.cloud is your FinOps & CloudOps co-pilot for AI, GPU, and compute-intensive workloads. ✅ Real-time cost visibility — so you know exactly what’s draining your wallet. ✅ Smart usage monitoring — alerts when someone leaves an expensive instance running (yes, Chad from ML team, looking at you). ✅ Automated kill-switches — because forgetting is human, but draining budget is dumb. ✅ Budget guards — protect your startup runway like your life depends on it (because it kinda does). ✅ Multi-cloud support — Shadeform, AWS, and others (AWS bill therapy group coming soon). 💬 But why the name nomi? Because Nomi is your new frugal, pleasant but slightly sarcastic cloud bestie. She doesn’t trust “free-tier” promises and double-checks your cloud spend the way your grandma double-checks every restaurant bill. 🎯 Who’s it for? AI researchers tired of explaining costs to finance. Founders who thought they were on a budget. Teams running GPUs or AI workloads. Anyone sick of unpredictable cloud bills and spreadsheet hell. 📈 Our mission: Modern Infrastructure management, in the age of AI, should be simple. We try to make cloud compute affordable, accountable, and kinda fun — or at least less rage-inducing. 🔥 We’re live today on Product Hunt! 👉 nomi.cloud - Your AI cloud spend's new worst enemy (and best friend) We’d love your feedback, your horror stories, or just show some love in the comments. Let’s make cloud costs predictable, accessible and transparent, one snarky notification at a time. P.S. First 100 signups get early access and free credits — because your wallet deserves a break. — 😎 Cheers, SDG Founder @ nomi.cloud