P*nis Guesser

P*nis Guesser

Guess how big people's penises are. See the consensus!

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Users are presented with a series of penis owners and asked to guess each penis's length and width. After guessing, users see the current average length and girth consensus. After 10 guesses, users can access the leaderboard, sorted by length.
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Gabriel Smith
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The actual length and girth of famous people's erect penises isn't something we encounter very often in daily life. This leads me to posit that there exists a hypothetical, imaginary set of measurements for all penis-owners in our collective imagination - measurements that bear no relation to reality. Some use terms like 'Big Dick Energy' to express the hypothetical dimensionality of all these Schrödinger's Cocks that fill (or do not fill) our universe. While these attempts to speculate about things that are none of our business are noble, they're ultimately vague, abstract, and ungrounded. This presents a genuine problem: as a society, we are doing something funny (imagining penises) but not grounding that in real, earned, democratic consensus. I introduce to you the solution: Penis Guesser - an attempt to obtain the collective imaginary consensus on the imaginary dimensions of famous people's penises. How it works: Users are presented with a series of penis owners and asked to guess each penis's length and width. After guessing, users see the current average length and girth consensus. After 10 guesses, users can access the leaderboard, sorted by length. No actual penises are visible at any point - they remain entirely imaginary.