tastethetea: Your Spotify taste spills the tea on love, career & destiny

Your playlist knows things you won't admit. thatsthetea connects to Spotify, reads your top artists, and Mystica (AI fortune teller) roasts your love life, career, mental health + spirit animal. Tarot meets therapy meets comedy. Connect in 30 sec, get a reading, screenshot for your story. We only peek top 5, no playlist leaks. Disturbingly accurate. 1 free. sadly, we can't onboard more people, as I am using individual account and we crossed 5 users so can't go more, need an org ac for that :(

hey Product Hunt 👋 I built thatsthetea because I kept noticing my Spotify Wrapped knew more about my situationships than my therapist. The idea: what if your music taste could predict your love life, career arc, and mental health — but funny? Not another boring personality quiz. A psychic bestie who actually reads your top tracks and calls you out. What makes it different: • Only reads top artists/tracks — your sad boy hours stay private • AI readings feel like tarot + roast comedy, not generic horoscope spam • Neobrutalist UI because boring apps don't deserve your emotional damage • Screenshot-ready output for Instagram stories Would love your feedback — connect Spotify and tell me if Mystica got you right or completely wrong 💀 Try it free. Spill the tea. ☕