I built Mother, May I? — a little comedy site where you ask for permission to do... anything, and a member of the family gives you a verdict: granted, denied, or granted on some absurdly specific condition. There are three of them so far: • Mother — loves you deeply, is disappointed in you constantly • Dad — a mansplaining know-it-all who is never wrong, even when he's spectacularly wrong • Aunt Deb — says yes to everything, overshares, and is already waiting in the car Every answer is generated fresh, so no two are the same. It's free, no signup — just a dumb, joyful thing to make people smile. There's a new "Daily Dilemma" each day, and you can share any verdict you get. I made it solo as a weekend project that got slightly out of hand. Would genuinely love your feedback — and please, ask one of them something and post the most unhinged verdict you get below. I'm collecting them. Who's your favorite: the disappointed mom, the confidently-wrong dad, or the chaos aunt?

Mother, May I?

She loves you. She is also, quietly, disappointed

She loves you. She is also, quietly, disappointed