RoastGPT
This AI will roast anything and everything. No MERCY!
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This AI will roast anything and everything. No MERCY!
26 followers
Are you tired of fluffy feedback and sugar-coated lies? We are too. That’s why we built RoastGPT — a completely FREE AI that rips your landing pages, resumes, startup ideas e.t.c apart... in the most brutal and constructive way possible.
This is the 2nd launch from RoastGPT. View more
Roast your Resume with RoastGPT
Launching today
Stop sending mediocre resumes. Let our AI tell you why your resume isn't getting callbacks and how to fix it. Whether you're a tech wizard or a creative genius, our AI knows exactly how to roast your resume to perfection.
How it works:
1. Submit your PDF resume and choose your roasting persona.
2. Our AI scans every bullet point, formatting choice, and questionable career decision you've made.
3. Get a brutally honest breakdown of your resume's strengths (if any) and weaknesses (there's plenty)
Free
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🔥 Look, we’re not here to sugarcoat your career.
Roast My Resume is exactly what it sounds like:
An AI that roasts your resume.
Generic bullet points? Exposed.
Buzzwords with zero impact? Deleted emotionally.
“Results-driven team player”? Congratulations, you just described 8 billion people.
But here’s the twist: This isn’t just random insults from a chatbot.
Roast My Resume actually analyzes your resume like a recruiter, an ATS scanner, a hiring manager, and that brutally honest friend who tells you your outfit isn’t it.
It breaks everything down in a clean, interactive dashboard with:
📊 Resume Roast Score (RRS)
📈 Technical, Experience & Impact Scores
🧠 ATS Compatibility Score
🎯 Actionable rewrite suggestions
📝 Categorized feedback (formatting, storytelling, skills, leadership, etc.)
It doesn’t just tell you “this sucks.”
It shows you exactly why it sucks, and how to fix it.
If you’re ready for brutally honest 🍗, data-driven career feedback 📊, upload your resume.
🔥 Not Just Another Resume Checker
This isn’t one of those polite resume builders that says “Looks great!” while recruiters quietly reject you.
Roast My Resume:
• Simulates real recruiter thinking
• Runs ATS-style keyword analysis
• Breaks down your career narrative
• Evaluates impact vs fluff
• Scores presentation, clarity, and progression
And yes, it roasts you while doing it.
But every roast ends with actual improvements you can implement immediately.
Because humiliation without growth is pointless.
🔥 Choose Who Judges You
Want to be evaluated like you’re applying to Google?
Pick your persona:
👔 Tech Recruiter – Judges your skills like a hiring pipeline filter
🏢 Corporate HR Manager – Fortune 500 standards, zero mercy
🚀 Startup Founder – “Can you actually build things or just talk?”
💻 Senior Developer – If your GitHub is weak, prepare yourself
📊 Product Manager – Where’s the impact? Where’s the strategy?
🧠 Career Coach – Fixes your story, not just your formatting
🤖 AI Recruiter – ATS simulation mode
💅 Office Gossip Queen – Because sometimes you need the tea
You can even mix personas.
Because why get roasted by one critic when you can get jumped by five?
🔥 What Gets Roasted?
🍗 Formatting & Presentation
“Why does this look like a Word template from 2009?”
🍗 Career Narrative
“Your resume jumps jobs faster than a reality TV relationship.”
🍗 Technical Skills
“Half these tools are things you Googled once.”
🍗 ATS Optimization
“If a robot scanned this, it would swipe left.”
🍗 Impact & Achievements
“You ‘assisted with projects.’ Cool. Did anything actually happen?”
🍗 Soft Skills
“‘Great communicator’ — says who?”
🔥 Why Roast My Resume?
✅ Brutally Honest – Recruiters won’t tell you why they rejected you. We will.
✅ Actually Actionable – Real rewrite suggestions, not vague advice.
✅ Instant – No waiting 3 days for a human reviewer.
✅ Free to Try
Ready to face the hiring flames? 🔥
Upload your resume.
Pick your judge.
Choose your pain level.
Laugh. Fix it. Get hired.