Mathew Carpenter

Ship Your Enemies Glitter - Send glitter to the people that deserve it

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Mathew Carpenter
Hi guys, I'm the founder of this website. Please stop buying this horrible glitter product - I'm sick of dealing with it. Sincerely, Mat.
Zoe Landon
@matcarpenter You have made your glitter-coated bed and I'm afraid you will have to lie in it.
Danny King
@matcarpenter If I send you glitter, will you package and deliver it yourself?
Benjamin Young
@matcarpenter just add an additional small placard inside saying "want to send the joy of glitter back and reciprocate the love- visit www and put in this code and for $9.99 we will return to sender ;)"
Muloka
@matcarpenter Do you ship to anywhere in the world?
Joost Schuur
Growth hacking: include a flyer with the glitter for the web site and offer a premium 'revenge' package. Twice the glitter, delivered by drones!
Jonathan Howard
@joostschuur And for $1,000, ensure that no one can Glitter Bomb you, ever!
Ryan Hoover
The ultimate troll product. EDIT: looks like we killed the site, everyone. 👏 EDIT #2: for better or worse, the site's back online, folks.
Brian Krall
Haha, really want to see this.
Ryan Hoover
OMG(litter), the "reviews": "I bought this for my husband, he opened the mail before work & got it everywhere! He had to change, was late for work & might be getting fired, LOL!"
Eric Metelka
@rrhoover "For my 1 year anniversary I didn't know what to get my wife so I bought this thinking it would be funny. It wasn't, I'm now divorced, broke & living with my best friend. I'd like to talk with the owner to get a refund & discuss damages. You can reply directly to this email address."
Raymond Lou
@rrhoover this wife is such a troll... and might also be the sole bread winner from now on.
Pieter Walraven
"Hint: the glitter will be mixed in with the note thus increasing maximum spillage." lol
#Forest
@pieterpaul More effective would be if they statically charged the glitter, so on opening the envelope it would fly everywhere, and attach itself all over the person's clothing. Now that would be a true glitter bomb.
Nick Frost
The website is now for sale on Flippa https://flippa.com/3783970-20-00...
Ross Currie
@thinker hah, up to 60k. This makes for an interesting model to follow - come up with something viral, list on PH, then list on Flippa while it's making the news
Ryan Gilbert
@thinker Crazy! At $60k with 5 days left. I wonder if it'll top $100k?
Ryan Gilbert
@thinker @rrhoover crazy! I think the viral aspect of this is pretty much over. Not sure I see $85k in remaining value to be honest. Thoughts?
Benjamin Zanatta
OMG (Oh My Glitter)
Kristofer™
I know shipping anything explosive is not allowed, but some sort of {POOF!] making the glitter shoot out of the package when they open it would be fantastic.
Ross Currie
@kristofertm spring loaded glitterpault?
Ross@GoLocalApps
@kristofertm Make the package low pressure so when its opened, the glitter is sucked out.
#Forest
@kristofertm As per my other comment above, all you would need to do is statically charge the glitter, much in the way packing peanuts will often stick to your sweater when you open a package.
Mike Harmer
The copywriting on this is hilarious, best I've seen in a while and perfectly fitting for the product!
John P. Joseph
Definitely made me laugh. On a completely unrelated note, @rrhoover - what's the PH office address?
Deborah Kay
@johnpjoseph @rrhoover I have Ryan's Home address if you want it..
Deborah Kay
@rrhoover @johnpjoseph dude you posted your home address on one of the handwritten note apps (Bond maybe??) BTW am only on this page because the https://soundcloud.com/the-growt... which was featured in this week's Growth Geeks newsletter 😁
Benjamin Young
Nothing sends a better message than you shattered my heart into a bunch of tiny little pieces of glitter like this on Valentine's Day... Lol
Haroon
I know its hilarious but I don't think a product that should be named "Be a dick" should be on the top of Product Hunt.
orliesaurus
Sweet idea, not sure if all the swearing in the copy of the site was needed, but I found the concept hilarious! Upvoted :)
Violeta Nedkova
Wow, I mean, I used to like glitter actually. :D
Will Imholte
@v4violetta I don't think there is anyone that hates glitter as much as we all hate glitter. It's just that you gotta set up a containment zone. When I was in high school I was a tech manager for a theater and some drama club was using our recently renovated stage with brand new curtains. They used glitter to make posters. They did not setup a containment zone.
Joshua Ooi
Hilarious. I can think of a few people that I would send this to.
Björn
This is glitterally fabulous
Chris Prescott
The copy on this site is fantastic. Thumbs up!
Arjun Sarode
I know what I'm getting my friend on April 1st.
#Forest
@rjun07a A fake business? 8D
Pablo
I'm literally crying hahhahahah
Eithiriel DeMerè
This is hilarious!