The last few days of Burning Man are upon us. For those of us who aren't attending, let's reflect on all the things we're (not) missing out on.
At Burning Man you have to RIDE bicycles, our bikes are self-driving
The Burning Man porta potties don't come with Squatty Potties
There are no levitating plants
at Burning Man. (how do they survive?)
There are no "Smart Tents in a Box
" for Burning Man. (opportunity)
At Burning Man you make yourself visible with neon lights. IRL safety Life Paint
is what it's all about.
At Burning Man there is no need for this collection
of life saving products.